"I was duped by a duelling pianist.."

Dodging Death: A Comedy Podcast

Note: This podcast contains adult themes.

In this episode: Producer Paul returns after three whole months out of the studio to find it's all change at Dodging Death. Stephen regales stories from his travels, including how he found himself having Caviar in bed and the time he stayed at the Airbnb of someone writing a bizarre musical. Ryan boldly claims he has crafted a gag so good it'd appear in a top ten jokes of the Fringe and also returns to hosting duties to test the teams knowledge of his favourite 80s pop duo in 'Paul & Oates'. Can Paul live with this jarring shift in content? Find out in an all new episode of Dodging Death here.

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“I needed to give Ryan a burp…”

Dodging Death: A Comedy Podcast

Note: This podcast contains adult themes.

In this episode: After a surprise extended hiatus, the team are back and take the opportunity to catch-up on what each other have been up to in the previous few weeks. Stephen tells them about his disastrous trip to a wax museum in Barcelona, and the great shame he felt after a lady faked it at his climax. Ryan regales to the team about Liverpool's seagull epidemic, and the wildly unsuccessful measures his office is taking to solve the problem. He also discusses his experience competing in a half-marathon, something which he, unsurprisingly, turned up late for.

Josh reveals the result of his recent driving test, and the time he caught a student attempting to cheat during their A-level exam. Stephen talks about how he injured himself attempting a CrossFit class for the first time, and brings back a much loved feature, "Pauldible!" Admittedly, the pun doesn't quite work on account of Paul being away this week - but Stephen had downloaded the audio files anyway, so insisted it go ahead regardless. It's an example of the kind of on-brand stubbornness that comes as no surprise to anybody.

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"That fella made my stripper suit..."

Dodging Death: A Comedy Podcast

Note: This podcast contains adult themes.

In this episode: The Dodging Death Team are recovering from the big wedding and discuss the antics of the night before - including how they kicked things off on the dance floor with an embarrassing version of the Australian equivalent to 'La Macarena.' Stephen explains how he can't recommend Brazil as a holiday destination, following the traumatic time he got debilitating food poisoning from eating some unidentifiable meat at a buffet with Paul Daniels' son. Ryan reveals how the highlight of his week was a 'Madonna-thon' he attended, and imparts yet more trivia on his favourite subject: ABBA.

Producer Josh returns and he's back on hosting duties in a feature inspired by last month's Liverpool Pride. It's gay wordplay (the best kind, naturally) in a game he calls, 'Time for P-Ry-de!'

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"Gossiping in a jacuzzi with old ladies..."

Dodging Death: A Comedy Podcast

Note: This podcast contains adult themes.

In this episode: Dodging Death has fully embraced wedding season as Stephen regales anecdotes from his time as a wedding magician, including when he saw a disastrous attempt to make a real eagle part of the ceremony (indoors!), and experienced a butterfly release that went horribly wrong. Ryan laments how his week has been dominated by repeated encounters with a middle aged exhibitionist and explains how he is becoming increasingly concerned by the threat posed by the expanding Seagull population.

Producer Josh is back and reveals the new activity he's turned to in his downtime from work. Also, Stephen is about to embark on another long trip, which has inspired a return of an old favourite in this week's feature. Ryan hosts 'News of the Williams II' in a futile attempt to make sure Stephen keeps his finger on the pulse with current affairs while he is at sea.

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"I sympathise with goths in summer..."

Dodging Death: A Comedy Podcast

Note: This podcast contains adult themes.

In this episode: The summer heatwave has continued and the team wonders how difficult it must be to be a goth in the warmer conditions. Stephen is back from another trip away where he had a sighting of the rare creature known as 'Big Mike', when he witnessed a spontaneous promiscuous encounter in a restaurant. Ryan laments how the anonymity of the online purchase has led him to buy a comically large comb and reveals the ridiculous hand trick he claims only he can do. Producer Josh returns to warn the team how you can't trust a postman, and recounts with Ryan the time they went to Paris and watched people shambolically try to create the Eiffel Tower camera trick. Ryan hosts this week feature, where he tests the teams knowledge of niche celebrity presenters in niche investigative programmes, in what he likes to call, 'STE.V Heaven, Telly Hell.'

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"I was in a room with Mr. Methane..."

Dodging Death: A Comedy Podcast

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In this episode: Grass pollen season is in full flow and Ryan disastrously tries to use it as an opportunity to demonstrate his party piece of sneezing on demand - something which backfires in typically spectacular fashion. Stephen tells us about the time he found himself solo in Japan, and wandered into a monster themed restaurant; where he dined alone, surrounded by school children. He also tells of the time he went on a sightseeing tour of Rome and encountered the most disgruntled tour guide in the city. Ryan reveals how he was starstruck after encountering Tony Cotton and the cast of Coronation Street on a recent soiree in Manchester. The team also question the motivation behind Stephen's recent profile picture change and they take part in the latest feature which he calls Pauldible, testing if they can identify celebrity narrators of popular audio books.

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"I eavesdropped on Richard and Judy..."

Dodging Death: A Comedy Podcast

Note: This podcast contains adult themes.

In this episode: Stephen has returned from another escapade around Europe and talks about aLes Misérables related embarrassment on a plane, and the time he got held to ransom by an opportunistic middle aged lady while needing the toilet in a public park in Greece. Ryan engages in another round of tattoo spotting on the daily commute to work and Producer Paul regales the ill advised antics on a recent stag do to Benidorm. In this week's feature, Ryan puts the team's knowledge of the office sweet treat to the test, in a feature he likes to call 'Snack Attack', or, perhaps more appropriately, 'Higher or Lower... with Biscuits.'

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"Finally, I got my shoulder barge revenge..."

Dodging Death: A Comedy Podcast

Note: This podcast contains adult themes.

This week's episode of Dodging Death sees a whole new change of formula! Ryan shambolically tries to open the show and Stephen hosts two new features; including 'Queer Eye for the Straight Ry' and 'Operation Wheel Steal,' where we see how many of the archaic sweet treat Ryan can gorge in a minute.

Truthfully, it's not all that different, as Stephen tells of his encounter bumping into an old school teacher in the wild, along with the time a friend of his attempted to recreate the story of Humpty Dumpty in China. Ryan regales how he pressured a barista into making an offensive flat white, and Producer Paul reveals he is trigger happy with the Instagram like function.

And, Stephen tells another story about his time in Japan, naturally.

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“This could be my Paula Radcliffe moment...”

Dodging Death: A Comedy Podcast

Note: This podcast contains adult themes.

Summer has finally arrived, but despite the sweltering heat the Dodging Death team still recorded for your entertainment (we hope, anyway).

In this episode: Ryan travels back in time by way of the sweet treat and recounts how he almost embodied the spirit of Paula Radcliffe during her lowest moment. Stephen questions whether you can trust the bald barber and Producer Paul laments the extortionate inflation of the price of snacks ahead of his upcoming cinema visit. In this week's feature, Ryan returns to hosting duties for "LabettAware," to find out just how much the team really know about The Beast, Mark Labett.

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"I Googled escargot near me..."

Dodging Death: A Comedy Podcast

Note: This podcast contains adult themes.

In this episode: Ryan tells the frightening tale of how he was awoken by a furry intruder. Josh returns and regales the time he experienced the revolutionary spirit of the French whilst working in Paris; and Stephen tells the team about how he found himself trapped in the middle of a battle between a rogue pigeon and a ticket inspector. Stephen and Josh also dissect Ryan’s bizarre banana eating technique - something which he appears to have been getting drastically wrong for the last 25 years - and a friend of the show makes a comeback, after a misguided attempt at representing himself in court. The team discuss what would be on page one of their manifestos, and Josh hosts his first feature; a tense test of deception called, “What a load of Josh!"

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"I'm like Camembert for the mosquito..."

Dodging Death: A Comedy Podcast

Note: This podcast contains adult themes.

After a little hiatus, Dodging Death is back! In this episode: Ryan reports back about his odyssey to Madrid for the Champions League final where he eventually caught the game through a hotel room window and was forced to stay the night on a communal leatherette.

Stephen is back from his tour around Asia, where he discovered his biggest fans in the mosquito community and drops an incredible story about being woken up in the dead of night by a familiar voice. He also discusses massage parlours in Thailand and how having his future read in a Chinese temple backfired drastically. Ryan and Paul seize their opportunity to heckle Stephen on some of his recent Instagram postings, and Ryan goes on to reveal how he was accosted in the street my a man with an 'enormous anaconda.' Producer Paul also hosts his first feature, "This Day in Histor-Gee!"

Also! You emailed in your thousands, and, listener, we have answered your calls! Yes, you can now sit on Ryan's face. To be in with a chance to win this exclusive piece of Dodging Death merchandise (the only one that'll ever be in existence, we should add), all you need to do is join our mailing list! Click here for your chance to win!

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"I was struck by cherry tomato shrapnel..."

Dodging Death: A Comedy Podcast

Note: This podcast contains adult themes.

In this episode: Stephen returns from his travels and tells the team how he felt at home in the pretension of Venice, and the time he was bald in Turkey, awaiting treatment from the mysterious Dr Koray. Ryan talks about the time he briefly became a stalker in Home & Bargain; and whether he has an inherent scepticism towards the toothless man. Producer Paul returns and reveals why his brother-in-law came to be known as the 'Cushion King', and Ryan quizzes them on their knowledge of literature in the feature he calls, “The Ryan, The Witch and The Wardrobe!" Oh, and Ryan is still desperate for a room in Madrid.

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“Sean Connery knocked on the door holding milk...”

Dodging Death: A Comedy Podcast

Note: This podcast contains adult themes.

In this episode: Ryan talks about the dramatic lengths he’s willing to go to find a bed to sleep in while visiting Madrid; along with the bizarre connection he shares exclusively with Jessica Alba. Stephen talks about just how terribly his fitness regime has been going since an incident he had with misjudged weight lifting gloves; and how he was stranded in -2°C weather in Norway wearing nothing other than shorts and a t-shirt. Producer Josh returns and tells the team about the bizarre ringtone a colleague of his has, and Ryan quizzes them on their knowledge of celebrity laughs in the feature he calls, “Laugh Like a Ryena!"

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“So, I was on a Swingers Cruise...”

Dodging Death: A Comedy Podcast

Note: This podcast contains adult themes.

In this episode: Stephen talks about the time he was on a ’swingers cruise,’ and the anarchy that ensues when 3,500 promiscuous couples head out to sea. He talks about his wildly misjudged purchase of a denim jacket, and going for a medical exam with a suspicious doctor who thought he was trying to fake his urine test. Ryan tells the team about allowing the Chinese government to write text messages on his behalf, and how long it took for any of his contacts to realise what was happening. They talk about a run-in with Spandau Ballet’s Tony Hadley, and Producer Paul makes a comeback having grown an “Amish Beard," and has brought with him his first feature, "Ping Pong Paul!" Although the team were delighted with the name, he swiftly informed them his feature idea extended no further. Ryan leaps on the opportunity to test the team's knowledge of both Drew and Michael Barrymore, in the feature he calls, “More, more, Barrymore!".

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“The betrayal of Chris Tarrant..."

Dodging Death: A Comedy Podcast

Note: This podcast contains adult themes.

In this episode: Paul is off on one of his escapades, so Stephen and Ryan are joined by Producer Josh, who tells them about his recent, disastrous experience with a one-man band. Ryan talks about making his TV debut, alongside Trevor McDonald, and how tripping on a stray apple had catastrophic results. Stephen talks about how his new fitness regime has backfired to gym awkwardness, and how turning down a slice of cake caused cruise ship outrage. They discuss their bizarre egg preparation techniques, and are aghast to discover how Josh's is akin to that of a “crack fiend.” Stephen also tests the team's knowledge of the middle-aged mum favourite, Josh Groban, in the feature, ‘What a load of Josh!’

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“The arrogance of Mr. Kipling...”

Dodging Death: A Comedy Podcast

Note: This podcast contains adult themes.

In this episode: Stephen talks about accidentally finding himself in Rome on Easter Sunday and doing everything possible to avoid the Catholics! Ryan tells the guys about having yet another near death experience; his Chinese buffet catastrophe and the genius technique in which he caught somebody joining a conversation in the pub. They discuss their current feud with their voice-over man and have a disastrous drinking experience in the studio, thanks to Go! Kombucha! They also try a new feature: ‘Paul You Can Eat!'

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“I sold Bobby Davro a second hand suit once…”

Dodging Death: A Comedy Podcast

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In this episode: Stephen tells the guys about accidentally AirDropping a photo of himself to a stranger, and selling Bobby Davro a second hand suit; Ryan reveals that he saw Wagner, star of the 'X-Factor', live and in-the-flesh at a Christening in his local pub; we go on a journey to ‘Fashionista Corner’ and find one of the most bizarre reviews of shoes we’ve ever heard; Stephen talks about singing a song from 'Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat’ whilst on a public toilet and Ryan uses his recent near death experience, where his final thoughts were of Loose Women’s Janet Street-Porter, as inspiration for this week's feature: ‘The Last Will-iams and Testament!'

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“Car burglars are a trusting bunch…”

Dodging Death: A Comedy Podcast

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In this episode: Stephen and Ryan discuss the naïveté of car burglars; Stephen talks about the time he hired an ‘energy expert’ to get rid of his fear of spiders; Ryan tells him about meeting a man called Damien and how he thought the name would have died off with the Omen; and they regale the disastrous time they had at the Secret Cinema ‘Blade Runner’ experience! Ryan also uses this weeks feature as an opportunity to try and get Stephen to apologise for abandoning him, cold, wet and stranded with a stranger called Sonya.

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“It all started with a d*ck flick…”

Dodging Death: A Comedy Podcast

Note: This podcast contains adult themes.

In this episode: Ryan and Paul tell Stephen about their disastrous quiz going experience with Chris Kamara; they talk about the time they smuggled cannolis into the theatre to eat during a terrible performance; embarrassing toilet experiences and the time Ryan got d*ck flicked by Robbie Fowler (not that one)! They also try a new feature, ‘Know Your Knowles,’ where Ryan quizzes the guys to see if they can distinguish between the quotes of Nick and Beyonce Knowles!

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“Nothing good ever happens in Rhyl…”

Dodging Death: A Comedy Podcast

Note: This podcast contains adult themes.

In this episode: In this episode: Stephen and Ryan chat about their lowest life moments… all of which happened in Rhyl; Ryan’s heavily misjudged chambray shirt; Stephen’s short-lived attempt at veganism and the most staggering way he’s ever quit a job; Ryan finally getting back behind the wheel and being upstaged by a 6-year-old; the perils of Ryanair; gout prevention and more! They also try a new feature, ‘Hitler Has Only Got One Paul,’ where Stephen challenges Paul and Ryan’s knowledge of embarrassing Hitler facts!

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