"I'm like Camembert for the mosquito..."

Dodging Death: A Comedy Podcast

Note: This podcast contains adult themes.

After a little hiatus, Dodging Death is back! In this episode: Ryan reports back about his odyssey to Madrid for the Champions League final where he eventually caught the game through a hotel room window and was forced to stay the night on a communal leatherette.

Stephen is back from his tour around Asia, where he discovered his biggest fans in the mosquito community and drops an incredible story about being woken up in the dead of night by a familiar voice. He also discusses massage parlours in Thailand and how having his future read in a Chinese temple backfired drastically. Ryan and Paul seize their opportunity to heckle Stephen on some of his recent Instagram postings, and Ryan goes on to reveal how he was accosted in the street my a man with an 'enormous anaconda.' Producer Paul also hosts his first feature, "This Day in Histor-Gee!"

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