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Dodging Death: A Comedy Podcast

Note: This podcast contains adult themes.

In this episode: Ryan tells the frightening tale of how he was awoken by a furry intruder. Josh returns and regales the time he experienced the revolutionary spirit of the French whilst working in Paris; and Stephen tells the team about how he found himself trapped in the middle of a battle between a rogue pigeon and a ticket inspector. Stephen and Josh also dissect Ryan’s bizarre banana eating technique - something which he appears to have been getting drastically wrong for the last 25 years - and a friend of the show makes a comeback, after a misguided attempt at representing himself in court. The team discuss what would be on page one of their manifestos, and Josh hosts his first feature; a tense test of deception called, “What a load of Josh!"

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